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envycamacho:

*has 10 second fantasy about someone u saw in public*

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

cat owner: hears noise from the next room over
cat owner: i don't know what you're doing, but i know that you should stop

snowglakes:

im all about having more body posi media but not when the message is “boys like curvy girls” because who fucking cares what boys like

me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord
x me

lindsaylohoean:

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

theofficialariel:

All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. 

gif:

*skypes u but doesn’t talk bc i dont want my family hearing*

officialrule34:

stargerard:

today I went to game stop and as soon as I stepped in the guy who was working there said “the princess games are over there, babe” and I turned at him and looked him dead in the eyes and said “I didn’t know workers were supposed to recommend their favorite games when customers walked in.” and someone gasped and then I turned around and walked out

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celeritious:

you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you and how beautiful you are all the time and i really hope you find that one day because you deserve to be loved